Oh(oh) Family!! II

-Are you dressed?
-You want see what i´m wearing?
-Can i pass or not!?
-Just a second.., you couldn´t have come at better time! I need you to tell me which jacket looks nicest on me.
-I´ll do my best!.... Wow! You are smart!-then, set.
-I am always smart! Am i not, dear me?
-You´re quite perfect, sister"ita".
-Oh, i hope i´m not that. It would leave no room for developments, and i intend to develop in many directions.
-Okay, i´ll help if you shut up.
-Bastard.
-What´s the biggie?
-The "ecuator´s pass party".. Great. First, this black one.
-Another one!
-Ok.. How about that?
-Fine..-Pablo´s shoulders rose and fell.
-Or this one better?-Teresa(it means me) pulled on a jacket that seemed to Pablo to be identical to first one.
-Fine..-He repeted.
-Which one??
-Either.
-Which one makes me look more like i´ve got a waist?
-Oooh, no. Not that again. You are obsesed with your waist.
-I haven´t got one to be obsesed with.
-Why can´t you go on about the size of your bum, like normal women do?
-Pablo.. Know you´re a man, but..
-Having no waist isn´t the worst thing that could happend to someone.
-Indeed it isn´t. You could have horrible legs too. And as luck would have it, i do.
-You don´t.
-I do. I inherited them from mum..
-I was in bed with my girlfriend last night,..- Pablo was keen to change the conversation-, i told her the earth was flat.
-What girlfriend? And what´s this about the earth?
-No, that´s wrong- Pablo muttered to him- I was lying in bed with my girlfriend last night i told her the earth was flat. Boom boom!!
-Ha, ha; very good.. Now me, one owl walks into a bar, he orders a pint of milk, a packet of crisps and ten smokes. And the barman turns to his friends and says: "look at that, a talking owl!"
-..Terrible!!
-Like yours. Now, tell me which jacket.
-Oh, shite! I´m late. Gotta go.
-But which..
-Bye sweety!