Oh(oh) Family!!

-I´m home!
-My room!
-Hi!! ... Ey, Phil Collins, -Brother said with an evil glint in his eyes- Michael Jackson or Michael Bolton, and you must sleep with one of them.
-Well, definitely not Michael Jackson, and definitely not Phil Collins, and definitely not Michael Bolton.
-You must choose one.
-Christ.... Michael Bolton, i suppose; i haven´t picked him a while... Right, your turn. Benny Hill, Tom Jones or... let me see, who´s truly revolting? Paul Daniels.
-Full sex or..?
-Full sex.
-Tome Jones, then..... And, where is Mum?
-Where Dad is.
-Well then..?
-Dead.
-Shite! I´m hungry!